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FAMILY MATRIARCHS
THE RECLUSIVE KRAFKA TWINS-HERMANINA(LEFT) AND RUTSKELLA! THEY CONTROL THE BULK OF THE FAMILY FORTUNE FROM THEIR MOUNTAIN
TOP CASTLE IN NAPAJEDLA, CZECHOSLAVAKIA (a tiny town of 7.995 on the Morava river in a pretty region of Ceskomoravska vrchovina).
THEY LIVE WITH THE ORPHAN, HANZ OTZKAMM, WHO TAKES CARE OF THE GROUNDS INCLUDING THE WORLD'S FAMOUS ANIMAL BROOD.
RUTSKELLA'S DIETARY THEORY AND FAQ PAGE
HERMANINA'S RESEARCH ON MUSIC THEORY AND RELAXATIVE THERAPY
KRAFKA FAMILY CASTLE AND TREASURES
CASTLE NADEZDA AT DAWN
THE CASTLE'S PANTRY
THE FAMILY GOLD HOARD THAT IS HELD IN THE DUNGEON
THE ONLY FIVE REMAINING HEADS OF THE WORLD'S FIRST GENETICALLY REPRODUCED CABBAGE CROP (CRYOGENICALLY
FROZEN AND STORED FOR ETERNITY IN THE CASTLE'S OXYGEN FREE LABORATORY)
THE FAMILY TROVE
ONLY KNOWN REMAINING PIECE OF BLUE CHEESE ON EARTH THAT WAS PRODUCED BY THE PIONEER OF MODERN CHEESE PRODUCTION
METHODS, JOHANN BERNOULLI. HE LIVED FROM 1694-1744 IN THE MOUNTAIN REGION AROUND BOTTIGHOFEN,
SWITZERLAND WITH HIS MORE FAMOUS MATHEMATICIAN BROTHERS. IT IS ACTUALLY TWO PIECES: A 1/24TH SLICE(WELL-SHAPEN), AND AN AMAZING
13/24TH CHUNK(PERFECTLY SLICED). STILL HAS THE ORIGINAL DOILY, PLATE, AND JOHANN'S FAVORITE CHEESE KNIFE.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE BERNOULLI FAMILY TREE
GIANT BEANIE BABY COLECTION! MOST STILL HAVE TAGS IN PROTECTIVE SLEEVES. PRICELESS!! APPRAISED BY SOTHEBY'S.
THE CASTLE'S UTILITY CLOSET FILLED WITH ANTIQUITIES AND OTHER GREAT ITEMS. METICULOUSLY CATALOGED.
5 PIECES OF VIENNA SAUSAGE FROM FIRST PRODUCTION RUN AT THE HORMEL SAUSAGE PLANT IN SCENIC FREMONT, NEBRASKA. DATE OF
PRODUCTION WAS MAY 12, 1892. NOTE: THESE ARE NO LONGER EDIBLE. THEY HAD TO BE INJECTED WITH FORMALDEHYDE FOR
PRESERVATION. THE WORLD'S LEADING ARCHEOLOGISTS AND OTHER EXPERTS BELIEVE THIS DOES NOT DETRACT FROM THEIR HISTORIC IMPORTANCE
AND VALUE. THE OTHER THREE PIECES WERE EATEN AT THE TIME OF PRODUCTION AT A COMPANY CEREMONY MARKING THE OCCASION. THOSE THREE
WERE EATEN BY COMPANY FOUNDER, GEORGE HORMEL, WHO WAS IN TOWN FROM AUSTIN, MINNESOTA. THEY WERE SHIPPED TO THE SISTERS
FROM DISTANT FAMILY MEMBERS LIVING IN NEBRASKA.
WORLD'S ONLY KNOWN COMPLETE COLLECTION OF 1976 MISPRINT FANCY FEAST 6 OUNCE CANS (UNOPENED, MINT CONDITION)
ONE MINT CONDITION FIRST EDITION HOLOGRAPHIC POKEMON CARD FROM THE BASIC SET, MACHAMP.
KRAFKA FAMILY CHAMPION ANIMAL BROOD
ZELANKA (LEFT) "A LITTLE INNOCENT ONE"
MARJETA (RIGHT) "A PEARL"
CZECH NATIONAL DOUBLES CHAMPIONS 2001, 2003
RUNNER-UPS 1998, 2000
NAPAJEDLA CITY SEMI-FINAL RUNNERUPS 2002
RADEK "GLAD"
WINNER OF GLEDDINGS AWARD OF MERIT 1999
SIRE OF VIKTOR "THE GREAT"
SEE THE PICTURE OF VIKTOR "THE GREAT"'S MOTHER BELOW TO SEE WHY HE LOOKS SO WORN OUT THESE DAYS.
MEMEBER OF THE CZECH NATIONAL AMERICA'S CUP TEAM1996-1998
DUSAN "THE SOUL, THE SPIRIT", THE GARDENER, AND MILOS "THE FAVOURED ONE", THE CHAUFFEUR, DISPLAYING THE ONLY LIVING SET
OF FORMERLY CONJOINED QUADRUPLET CATFISH. THESE FISH WERE RESCUED BY HERMANINA AND LIVE IN THE CASTLE'S TEMPERATURE CONTROLLED
LAKE. MOST CATFISH NEVER SURVIVE THE SEPERATION SURGERY. DR. FRANK CASTILLION OF THE MAYO CLINIC FLEW IN TO PERFORM THE OPERATION.
MILOS INSISTED WE ADD THIS LINK (WE DON'T ACCEPT ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR ITS CONTENT)
DR. FRANK CASTILLION, OF THE MAYO CLINIC, BEING HUGGED BY THE CASTLE'S FRENCH MAID AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL CATFISH
SEPERATION SURGERY. PICTURE TAKEN AT THE ENTRANCE TO GUESTHOUSE #47 ON THE CASTLE GROUNDS.
MILAN "FAVOURED OR LOVED ONE"
WORLD CHAMPION DONKEY 5 STRAIGHT YEARS
WINNER OF 2004 WORCESTER JUMPING CHAMPIONSHIP (FIRST DONKEY TO WIN THIS PRESTIGIOUS HORSING EVENT)
CLICK HERE TO SEE COMPLETE WORCESTER RESULTS
OLDRICH "ONE WITH RICHES AND POWER"
WINNER BEST OF SHOW WESTMINSTER FROG SHOW 1999-2001
POSTHUMOUSLY AWARDED BEST OF SHOW 2002, AND 2003
HE WAS THAT GOOD!!
ZUZA " A GRACEFUL LILY"
MOST PHOTOGRAPHED SHEEP. COVER MODEL. HAS APPEARED ON OVER 218 MAGAZINE COVERS. BEST KNOWN FOR HER ROLE AS AN EXTRA
IN THE BRUCE WILLIS MOVIE, DIE HARD III.
RESULTS OF THE EXPERIMENT DONE BY RUTSKELLA AND THE ORPHAN, HANZ OTZKAMM, ON THE NORWICH RAT POPULATION OF NAPAJEDLA.
UNFORTUNATELY THE ONE ON THE LEFT FOLLOWED HER DIETARY GUIDELINES. OH WELL! AS SHE APTLY SAID, "WHATEVER"
ZIGGY, ONCE DUBBED "THE PRANCING DREAD-LOCKED WONDER" BY THE PROMOTERS OF THE CZECH REPUBLIC NATIONAL CIRCUS. RESCUED
BY HERMANINA IN 1999 AFTER THE CIRCUS WAS DISBANDED DUE TO ANIMAL RIGHTS VIOLATIONS. WHEN HE WAS FOUND BY THE NAPAJEDLA ANIMAL
BUREAU, HE WAS SUFFERING FROM MAJOR HAIR THINNING FROM OVER STYLING. LOOK AT THOSE DULL LIFELESS LOCKS!SHE AND THE
ORPHAN, HANZ OTZKAMM PUT HIM ON A STRICT REGIMEN OF WASHING, RINSING AND REPEATING THREE TIMES DAILY USING ONLY PAUL MITCHELL
PRODUCTS. LOOK AT THE AMAZING RECOVERY BELOW!! HIS WHITE NOSE SPOT HAS NOT FULLY RECOVERED BUT DR. FRANK CASTILLIAN OF THE
MAYO CLINIC BELIEVES OVER TIME HE WILL MAKE A FULL RECOVERY.
YOU CAN SEE HE HAS HIS OLD STEPS BACK TOO!
ZIGGY'S CABIN MATE WHILE ON TOUR WITH THE CZECH NATIONAL CIRCUS. HE COULD NOT REMEMBER HER NAME.
HERMANINA'S PRIZED ELEPHANT SHE RESCUED FROM A UKRANIAN COSMETICS FACTORY WHEN SHE WAS THE PRESIDENT OF THE NAPAJEDLA
CHAPTER OF PETA. SHE NAMED IT BEDRICH "A PEACEFUL RULER". STAYS IN THE CASTLE COURTYARD.
TO JOIN HERMANINA AT PETA CLICK HERE
DUE TO THE OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF EMAILS WE HAVE RECEIVED, HERE IS A PICTURE OF THE GREY GREAT DANE, VIKTOR "THE
GREAT" (SON OF RADEK "THE GLAD"). VIKTOR "THE GREAT" IS NOW THREE YEARS OLD. HE SHARES THE CASTLE'S GARAGE
APARTMENT WITH THE ORPHAN, HANZ OTZKAMM (PICTURED) AND HIS NUMEROUS FEMALE VISITORS (THIS ONE IS SADIE OMALLEY OF BELFAST,
IRELAND I BELIEVE)
REWARD!!!!! IF YOU HAVE SEEN THIS MAN PLEASE
EMAIL OR CALL THE ORPHAN, HANZ OTZKAMM, IMMEDIATELY!
THE ONLY KNOWN PICTURE OF THE FATHER OF THE ORPHAN, HANZ OTZKAMM. HE CARRIES IT WITH HIM AT ALL TIMES. AS THE ORPHAN,
HANZ OTZKAMM SAYS, "I wuld lov to fine my dad moor than anytheng!" WE ARE NOT SURE IF HIS ENGLISH IS BAD OR HE NEVER LEARNED
TO SPELL! HOWEVER, THAT IS NOT THE POINT. FINDING HIS FATHER IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE MOTHER OF THE GREY GREAT DANE, VIKTOR "THE GREAT"(SON OF RADEK "THE GLAD"). HER NAME IS DUSANA
"A SPIRIT, A SOUL". SHE IS PICTURED ON THE OUTER BANKS OF THE CASTLE MOAT WITH HER OWNER, KAREL FUCIK ( DAUGHTER OF THE FAMOUS
COMPOSER, JULIUS FUCIK (1903 - 1943)). SPECIAL NOTE TO YOU CURIOUS ONES: YES SHE WAS A CONQUEST OF THE ORPHAN, HANZ OTZKAMM.
PLEASE NO MORE EMAILS ABOUT KAREL FUCIK. NO SHE WAS NEVER A CONQUEST
OF FRANK CASTILLIAN, DUSAN THE GARDENER, OR MILOS THE CHAUFFER. JOHANN BERNOULLI, GEORGE HORMEL, MAURY FLECKMANN HAD PASSED
AWAY LONG BEFORE HER TIME! THE ONLY PERSON WE ARE NOT CERTAIN ABOUT IS DON HO. WE CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR HIS WHEREABOUTS FOR HIS
ENTIRE TRIP TO NAPAJEDLA. HE WAS IN TOWN TO PLAY TWO SHOWS (8:35 AND 11:00) AT THE RIVERFRONT TRADER VIC'S. RUMOR HAS IT THAT
SHE WAS A LITTLE TIPSY BY THE END OF THE SHOW. THE BARTENDER TOLD US HE HAD SERVED HER 14 PINTS OF PILSNER URQUELL! FYI:
Czech beer is world famous and the Czech Republic is the world’s No. 1 beer drinking nation, with an annual per
capita consummation of some 156 litres. Beer is served almost everywhere in Prague, even in breakfast cafés! It tastes terrific
and it's cheap!
CLICK HERE TO READ MORE ABOUT ALCOHOL USE IN THE CZECH REPUBLIC
CONQUESTS OF THE ORPHAN, HANZ OTZKAMM SUPPORT GROUP CHRISTMAS PARTY 2003. THE EVENT ATTRACTED OVER 300 PEOPLE AND FILLED
THE TAHITIAN BALLROOM AT THE RIVERFRONT TRADER VICS IN NAPAJEDLA.
MISC. PICTURES
THE CASTLE PARLOR, FREQUENTED BY THE ORPHAN, HANZ OTZKAMM, AND HIS MANY FEMALE VISITORS.
LAST YEAR'S MASOPUST PARTY THROWN BY THE ORPHAN, HANZ OTZKAMM AND THE SISTERS AT THE CASTLE'S POOL AND CABANA AREA.
WHAT A WILD TIME THEY HAD! MOST OF THE TOWN'S 7,995 CITIZENS ATTENDED!
HERMANINA IN 1957 JOINED ON STAGE BY HER YOUNG PROTEGE, DON HO. WHO KNEW HE WOULD GO ON TO BECOME AN ICON. PICTURED
TO THE RIGHT IS MAURY FLECKMANN (PLAYBOY DIVORCEE AND FATHER OF SIX), THE ONLY MAN SHE EVER LOVED. HE IS THE REASON SHE
GAVE UP SINGING AND RETREATED TO THE CASTLE TO LIVE WITH HER SIS. MAURY MANAGED MANY FAMOUS ACTS TILL HE MET HIS FATE
IN AN UNTIMELY HURLING COMPETITION ACCIDENT IN THE JUNGLES OF GUATEMALA. IN HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY, HERMY AND 'LIL
'OL ME, HE TALKED ABOUT THEIR PASSIONATE TIME TOGETHER. MAURY'S SIX CHILDREN NEVER FORGAVE THEIR FATHER FOR THE RELATIONSHIP
AND BROKE OFF ALL CONTACT WITH HIM
LAST KNOWN PHOTOGRAPH OF MAURY FLECKMANN. THIS WAS TAKEN IN THE DRESSING ROOM BEFORE THE FATEFUL GAME AGAINST THE INDIGENOUS
INDIAN TEAM OF GUATEMALA. MAURY GAVE IT HIS "ALL" ON THE FIELD THAT DAY. ACCORDING TO UN-SEALED POLICE RECORDS, HE HAD
SIX POINTS IN BEFORE THE BROADCAST WAS INTERRUPTED.
INDIGENOUS GUATEMALAN INDIAN HURLING TEAM MARCHING TO THE PLAYING FIELD. DID NO ONE NOTICE THE PRESENCE OF SPEARS WHERE
THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN HURLEYS? HINDSIGHT IS 20/20. WHO COULD HAVE IMAGINED?
SPEARS !!!!!
SPEARS !!!!!
CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT THE MILWAUKEE HURLING CLUB THAT HERMANINA ENDOWED IN MAURY'S HONOR
MAURY FLECKMANN AND HIS HURLING TEAM MATES BEING CARRIED AWAY AFTER THE FATEFUL "GAME" WITH THE GUATEMALAN INDIAN TEAM.
THEY WERE NEVER ABLE TO ASCERTAIN WHO SCHEDULED THAT "GAME". THE STORY WAS FEATURED ON THE TV SHOWS "UNSOLVED MYSTERIES"
AND GMW -"GUATEMALA'S MOST WANTED", BUT NOBODY WAS EVER BROUGHT TO JUSTICE.
MAURY FLECKMANN'S LAST MEAL. PICTURE WAS RETRIEVED FROM HIS RECOVERED IMPERIAL DEBONAIR CAMERA WITH STRAP.
MAURY FLECKMANN'S RECOVERED IMPERIAL DEBONAIR CAMERA WITH STRAP. SOLD AT AUCTION ON EBAY FOR ONLY $5.99. WE WERE
A LITTLE DISAPOINTED IN THE FINAL PRICE. OUR DESCRIPTION: THIS IS A VINTAGE FILM CAMERA WITH BROWN BAKELITE CASE.
IT IS AN IMPERIAL DEBONAIR AND ON THE FRONT IS LISTED 'HERBERT GEORGE CO, CHICAGO, ILL. MADE IN THE USA.' I HAVEN'T HAD ANY
FILM IN IT; I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO BUY. IT HAS MINIMAL DAMAGE. ONE SMALL CHIP ON BOTTOM AND SMALL DENT IN VISOR OVER LENS.
IT LOOKS AS THOUGH A LABEL WAS PULLED OFF DIAL ON SIDE. THIS IS AN OLD ONE. THANKS FOR LOOKING. I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WE COULD
HAVE DONE BETTER.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE SISTER'S CURRENT EBAY AUCTIONS
A Ramon Ávila Resumé STREET PAINTING USING HEAVY DUTY EPOXY PAINT COMMISIONED BY HERMANINA IN HONOR
OF THE LATE MAURY FLECKMANN. IT IS LOCATED OFF THE PLAZA MAYOR IN ANTIQUA, GUATEMALA. THE PLAZA MAYOR IS THE MAIN SQUARE BUSTLING
WITH PINK AND WHITE COTTON CANDY HAWKERS, SHOESHINE BOYS, AND VENDORS WITH TRINKETSAND HANDICRAFT GALORE. AROUND EVERY CORNER
ON THIS SQUARE ARE SHOPS AND COZY CAFES FEATURING A RANGE OF WORDLY SPECIALITIES. The town market lies a block away.
Here stallkeepers young and old displayed woven bags, purses, necklaces, hats, rugs, blankets, carvings and t-shirts, and
bargaining with the customer was an essential reward of the sale. Young women, some with babies slung on their backs in a
"tzute" (a rectangular cloth) prod the tourists, saying "I've spent enough time with you, now you must buy from me."
THE WORLD'S ONLY KNOWN REMAINING PRE-GRECO/ROMANIAN GUATEMALAN TZUTE FROM THE SISTER'S EXTENSIVE TZUTE COLLECTION.
FAMILY ENEMY #1
FRANZ KAFKA!!!!!!!! HE LED A SPLINTER GROUP OF KRAFKAS. WHY COULDN'T HE FIND IT IN HIS HEART TO RECONCILE
WITH THE SISTERS. NO!!!, HE HAD TO LEAVE THE FAMILY AND DROP THE R!! WHAT A JERK! THE SISTERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SHARE IN
ANY OF THE ROYALTIES FROM HIS WORKS DUE TO HIS EVIL DEED OF DROPPING THE R.
CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT MAURY FLECKMANN'S ESTRANGED SON THAT DROPPED A LETTER ALSO.
CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT MAURY FLECKMANN'S OTHER ESTRANGED SON THAT HATED HIS FATHER SO MUCH HE DROPPED TWO LETTERS ALSO
CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT MAURY FLECKMANN'S ESTRANGED YOUNGEST SON THAT DROPPED 3 LETTERS ALSO.
CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT MAURY FLECKMANN'S ESTRANGED DAUGHTER THAT WAS SO BRAZEN SHE DROPPED 4 LETTERS ALSO.
CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT JULIUS FUCIK'S ESTRANGED DAUGHTER, WHO MARRIED FORMER CHILD-ACTOR DAVID HEAD, URA FUCIK-HEAD WHO
DROPPED A LETTER ALSO (HER FATHER ALWAYS FAVORED THE MORE BEAUTIFUL KAREL OVER HER)
CZECH STATUTE FOR NAME CHANGES
61-101. Change of name; authority of district court. The district court shall have authority to change the names of persons,
towns, villages and cities within NAPAJEDLA, CZECHOSLAVAKIA . Laws 1871, p. 62; R.S.1913, § 5315; C.S.1922, § 4608; C.S.1929,
§ 61-101.
Annotations: Whether a minor child's surname may be changed depends on, and is determined by, the best interests
of the child. Factors to be considered are (1) the misconduct by one of the child's parents, (2) a parent's failure to support
the child, (3) parental failure to maintain contact with the child, (4) the length of time that a surname has been used for
or by the child, and (5) whether the child's surname is different from the surname of the child's custodial parent. Additionally,
a court may consider the child's reasonable preference for a surname; the effect of the name change on the child's relationship
with each parent; community respect associated with the surname; the difficulties, harassment, or embarrassment associated
with either the present or proposed surname; and the identification of the child as part of the family unit. In re Change
of Name of Andrews, 235 NAPAJEDLA, CZECHOSLAVAKIA . 170, 454 N.W.2d 488 (1990). Change of name of minor child granted only
when the substantial welfare of the child requires the change. Spatz v. Spatz, 199 NAPAJEDLA, CZECHOSLAVAKIA . 332, 258 N.W.2d
814 (1977). Decree is not a matter of right, but of judicial discretion, and evidence must be produced that there is sufficient
and reasonable cause for change of name. In re Taminosian, 97 NAPAJEDLA, CZECHOSLAVAKIA . 514, 150 N.W. 824 (1915).
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